One of the hardest things to do in life is to shut the fuck up. Everybody wants the last word. People think that having the last word makes them right. After that, they're very proud of themselves.
I don't know about you, but that's because you can't get a word in edgewise. I'm big on having most of the words. I pass on the last in favor of brute force. I want you to know that I have a lot of words, and more where that came from. Of the people who hate me, they hate me for that. But I can't be all bad, because most of them keep coming back. In fact, the ones who hate me most are among my best customers. And I love them. That's the sentiment that prevails. Like my wife says: the only people I really love are my customers, and they know it.
But I am a bully. I don't deny it. I'm like the Jews. I think I'm right all the time, though I claim to be fallible. And if you don't believe me, l will kick your ass from here until Saturday, and we'll see who has the last word. Because the last word won't be written until the last man dies. In the meantime, it's better to deal in volume.
